I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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