i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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