i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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