Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My dad just said "fuck circus"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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