the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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