It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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