I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm too high and old for this...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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