i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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