So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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