no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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