they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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