Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My vagina is officially offended.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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