Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
