So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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