i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
