I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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