Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
