It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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