Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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