wakey wakey hands off snakey
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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