I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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