i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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