is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
where are my eyebrows?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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