The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I am naked and annoyed.
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