Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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