You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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