im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
