She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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