I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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