Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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