I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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