Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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