I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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