How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
zippers are such a cool invention
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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