I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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