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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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