Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
soo... how was my night?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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