check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Walk of Shame today included voting.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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