We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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