Welp...herpes.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
