I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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