I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I think i got beer on your cat.
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