who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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