its not stalking. its research.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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