I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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