the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
