Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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