at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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