i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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