I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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