There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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