I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just had sex on a roof
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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