North Korea, Best Korea!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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