To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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